i’m still here darling…
drag for sadstuck
Here is a turtle eating a raspberry.
Turtle. What the fuck are you doing? Do you see that carpet, Turtle? It’s white. You are ruining that white carpet, Turtle. What are you thinking? You need to stop, Turtle. Think because you eat raspberries. Do you know how much that carpet costs per square foot? More than that fucking raspberry. Goddammit, Turtle. You’re so stupid.
Fucking turtle. Ruining my house and shit. Someone needs to teach this motherfucker how to use a napkin.
THANK THE LORD, THE CARPET IS FINE GUYS!