JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

 

owlapin:

Hey everyone check out my new monster shark stickers in honor of the new Sharknado movie! Featuring some of my favorite fictional sharks, two-headed shark, sharktopus, ghost shark and dino shark. I haven’t seen Sand Sharks yet but once I do I’ll probably draw him too.

Get them at my Storenvy!

#food  
#food  

lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my mood right now: hank hills face when the doctor tells him he has no ass

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lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

 
traumuh:

7:30 pm in Hawaii

traumuh:

7:30 pm in Hawaii

 


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